How to (Not) Grow Rosemary

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Note the absence of the abused women in these statements. Note the way we simply do not exist. My parents have a gorgeous rosemary plant that just keeps growing and growing.  They are forever hacking away at it because it’s just too huge.  I was always under the impression that rosemary was easy to grow, yet I’ve attempted to grow rosemary several times with no success.   The really funny thing about my parents’ rosemary plant is that it’s in the koi pond.

Rosemary is supposedly happy in warm, dry, sunny, areas.  And I’ve managed to drown at least one rosemary.  So I am a bit baffled as to their success.  Nevertheless, I purchased a rosemary start (again) and I’m determine that it will live this year.  You would think I would be able to get it to live!  After all, it is supposed to be easy to grow.  The Herbal Academy even lists rosemary as one of 5 easy to grow herbs.

It will go in the front yard herb garden.  It’s protected from rambunctious chicken scratching out there.  It’s sunny.  It’s as warm as it gets here.  It IS however slightly acidic, so I’ll need to amend the hole with wood ash, something I didn’t try the last few times.  Also, my front yard soil needs more amendments, so I’ll have to make sure the hole is nice and deep and backfill with nice fluffy compost.

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Then the trick is not to overwater.  I have this really bad habit of forgetting to water and then drowning all my poor dried out plants.  This time it WILL live!

So, in review…

How to NOT grow rosemary:

  • Let the chickens rip it out
  • Put it in a nice shady spot under the pine tree
  • Forget to water it for a month or so
  • Suddenly remember you should water it once in a while and leave the hose on all night

How TO grow rosemary:

  • Sunshine!
  • Loose alkaline soil!
  • little bit of water (unless it decides to live in the fish pond)

If you are interested in learning more about how to USE herbs (once you master GROWING them, perhaps?), I highly recommend The Herbal Academy.  They have great courses, plus a membership site called the Herbarium with lots of awesome resources.  If you want more details about it, plus screen shots, check out 5 Reasons You Need To Learn About Herbs

One of these days I’ll get my rosemary to be happy and thriving, and then it will be time for some awesome rosemary sourdough crackers.  Until then, I’ll just keep trying to conquer this black thumb.

Any other great rosemary growing tips out there?

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