I started my first compost bin in 2008 and I was so jazzed up and excited about it. I was going to turn my yard and kitchen waste into black gold! Grow awesome vegetables! Save the earth!
Yeah, that didn’t happen.
I never thought about how not to compost, I figured stuff just naturally breaks down all on it’s own.
My first compost piles were too small, to dry, and too full of woody sticks. I spent ages and ages turning them only to find that they hadn’t broken down at all.
I had my husband build a fancy-schmancy new compost bin that was going to solve all my compost problems.
Yeah, that didn’t happen either.
This compost bin was hard to turn, too soggy, and packed way too full.
It eventually did break down into compost, but it didn’t look (or smell) that great in the process, and it was a pain in the neck to get it out.
Plus, with chickens, goats, and rabbits, I NEEDED more compost bins, so I set up a jumbo size three bin pallet compost bin that would make awesome compost.
And yeah…didn’t happen.
THIS compost bin took too much time for me to keep up with. It was either too wet or too dry, to full or too small.
Because I was lazy and throwing ALL my kitchen scraps into it, including meat, milk, and oil it slowly became a bed and breakfast for the rodent population.
I did my best to get it cleaned up and stopped adding in kitchen waste.
Unfortunately, rats discovered that the neighbor’s dilapidated shed on the property line made a cozy house.
They also seemed to think the chicken feeder in our yard an excellent grocery.
It was gross.
It took quite some time and effort to get THAT little nasty homestead adventure under control.
Now, it wasn’t until we got new neighbors who actually took the time to clean up their side of the fence that I felt comfortable tackling the issue of the not-composting compost again.
(Hey! Did you know if you let your compost get too dry you’ll find rat babies in it? Yaaaaaay. Not.)
Maybe you are just starting composting, and want to avoid trouble, or maybe you tried and it just didn’t turn into the crumbly, earthy goodness we all imagine.
But don’t worry, here’s a list of the best ways to mess up your compost!
(Aaaaaaand…I’ve actually done all of these…)
Here’s how NOT to compost:
- Put the bin too far away
- Make the bin too small
- Put in large sticks and branches
- Toss oils, fats, meats, and milk on the top of the pile
- Let it get soaked with rain
- Let it bake in the sun
- Put in spilled dog food
- Have no way to get the compost out of the bin
- Put a lid on top that’s too heavy to move
- Never, ever, EVER turn it
- Keep adding more until it’s packed full
- Harvesting it before it’s done “cooking”
- Put in glossy paper
- Accidentally dump your spoons in with the kitchen waste (I have found SO many spoons when harvesting my pile it’s embarrassing)
- Chuck in the seedy weeds you kept meaning to pull
- Assume the blackberry plants are dead before you put them in (those demons can root ANYWHERE…unless I intentionally plant them).
I know there are compost gurus out there that can make it all work, but that isn’t me! Luckily, I’ve found some tricks that help keep the waste off the curb.
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How I Compost Now
Now I have a little bit of a different way of doing it than the traditional compost bin, but it’s been working, and the soil is happier (me too!).
I give all my kitchen scraps from the day before to the chickens in the morning.
If they don’t finish it, any fruit or veggie scraps go into the compost bin.
I rarely have leftover meats; the chickens usually polish those off.
If I do, they go into the city compost can or the trash can (unless I have a nice hot pile going, which does happen occasionally when the stars all align.
I do deep litter for the chickens, and it breaks down in place until it’s time to spread it on the garden.
If the chicken and rabbit bedding is dry enough it just goes right into the no dig garden for a layer of mulch.
The rabbit litter boxes have a lot of urine that I don’t want to put right on the garden. Those go into the compost bin along with things that aren’t safe for the animals to eat, like onions, potato skins, and apple cores.
This is a much smaller bin that doesn’t take me long to aerate or check the moisture level. It’s also closer to the house, so I check on it more often.
These changes have really made a difference in actually making compost and improving my soil, instead of just mucking around in big bins of yard, animal, and kitchen waste.
Another trick I’ve found is to let the chickens do as much of the work as possible.
Do you compost? Is it smooth sailing or a disaster?
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